Serial Pet Killer

So I have this friend...and she knows who she is, who loves animals. Loves them. Loves thier furry little bodies, the way they love you uncondetionaly, loves everthing about them. Unfourtnaly she kills them. This is common knowledge to all of us in her inner cirle. So evertime we hear her talking of getting a new pet we laugh a little, roll our eyes, and agree..yes yes a new pet is exactly what you need all the while I'm doing a little mental book keeping in my head of who needs to pay up from the latest "how long will this pet survive" bet...Allison you still owe me 20. Recently, our friend has gotten a kitten to replace the loss from her last family of pets. (She wiped out a whole family this time, yes an entire generation of flying rat thingys.) There was no passing away peacefully in thier sleep, instead they died a horriable and gruesome death from some strange flesh eating bactria that grew ..of all places...in thier food. But yet we morned and were all properaly horrified. And then we find the kitten. There was some good nature ribbing about this...how long will this one last? Does she have health insurance? That sort of thing, personaly i'm not going to learn its name until it's survived at least a year but my heart goes out to my friend. This is unintentonal, she would never purposly hurt an animal. Sometime...sometimes I think she just might love them to death. Which brings me to the point of this little blog....unnamed person that this blog is about and also the really BIG news you just told us....well...look at it this way...all those animals where just good practce. *wink*