A Cyber Rape Attempt

Hardcum2001 (2:51:11 PM): Hi
lackadaisical11 (2:57:20 PM): oh hi….
hardcum2001 (2:57:33 PM): l like your profile
lackadaisical11 (2:57:45 PM): um thank u
hardcum2001 (2:58:10 PM): so have u ever taped yourself having sex
lackadaisical11 (2:58:23 PM): lol um no..its a quote from sat night live
hardcum2001 (2:58:36 PM): okay
hardcum2001 (2:58:42 PM): but can u do it
lackadaisical11 (2:58:48 PM): if i wanted to
hardcum2001 (2:59:12 PM): so when was the last time u had sex
lackadaisical11 (2:59:19 PM): couple of months ago
hardcum2001 (2:59:39 PM): with your boyfriend
lackadaisical11 (2:59:47 PM): ahh no
hardcum2001 (2:59:53 PM): with who then
lackadaisical11 (3:00:04 PM): are u writing a book?
hardcum2001 (3:00:17 PM): no l just wanna know u
lackadaisical11 (3:00:46 PM): uh huh. and how exactly do u plan on getting to know me by asking who the last person i slept with was
hardcum2001 (3:01:25 PM): u see when l know when and who then we will open up the conversation
hardcum2001 (3:01:38 PM): don't u think so
lackadaisical11 (3:02:00 PM): um no i dont
lackadaisical11 (3:02:09 PM): u might want to find another conversational icebreaker
hardcum2001 (3:02:14 PM): okay
hardcum2001 (3:02:21 PM): do u have a bf
lackadaisical11 (3:02:40 PM): i'm talking to someone yes
hardcum2001 (3:02:59 PM): yeah
hardcum2001 (3:03:50 PM): okay what is the naughtiest thing that u have ever done
lackadaisical11 (3:04:30 PM): had a 3some with a midget and a hermaphrodite
hardcum2001 (3:04:42 PM): lol
lackadaisical11 (3:04:46 PM): so tech..it was like a 4some
hardcum2001 (3:04:53 PM): come on be serious
lackadaisical11 (3:05:05 PM): um…i am
hardcum2001 (3:05:17 PM): okay how was it
lackadaisical11 (3:05:53 PM): well….the hermaphrodite couldn't get it up…the midgets dick was really small and we lost the keys to the handcuffs…what do you think?
lackadaisical11 (3:06:20 PM): it was very traumatic…i'm still scarred
hardcum2001 (3:06:26 PM): lol
hardcum2001 (3:06:33 PM): would u do it again
lackadaisical11 (3:07:03 PM): well definitely not with a hermaphrodite, that was kinda creepy…but the midget was cool
hardcum2001 (3:07:29 PM): wow did he give u an orgasm
lackadaisical11 (3:07:57 PM): oh yeah…never underestimate the power of fisting
hardcum2001 (3:08:13 PM): u are really funny
lackadaisical11 (3:08:15 PM): well that and a mouse
lackadaisical11 (3:08:28 PM): oh am i?
hardcum2001 (3:08:34 PM): yeah believe me
hardcum2001 (3:08:49 PM): are u at home or office
lackadaisical11 (3:08:53 PM): at home
lackadaisical11 (3:11:12 PM): woops got all excited and pulled the phone cord out
lackadaisical11 (3:11:13 PM): sorry
hardcum2001 (3:11:24 PM): no problems
hardcum2001 (3:11:34 PM): so how was your day
lackadaisical11 (3:11:52 PM): don't know , it just started
lackadaisical11 (3:12:16 PM): and yours
hardcum2001 (3:12:42 PM): going great since l started talking to u
lackadaisical11 (3:12:53 PM): oh I'm sure
hardcum2001 (3:13:05 PM): yeah the truth
lackadaisical11 (3:13:33 PM): cool cool so…..........
hardcum2001 (3:13:48 PM): so have u ever had cyber sex
lackadaisical11 (3:13:58 PM): once
hardcum2001 (3:14:06 PM): how was that
lackadaisical11 (3:14:22 PM): awful…there was a massive wet spot and i damn near electrocuted myself
hardcum2001 (3:14:36 PM): lol
hardcum2001 (3:14:53 PM): would u want to do it again
lackadaisical11 (3:15:06 PM): no i tend to shy away from anything that might kill me
hardcum2001 (3:15:29 PM): cyber sex can never kill u
lackadaisical11 (3:16:00 PM): dude…how do u know that?
hardcum2001 (3:16:30 PM): because it's being researched
lackadaisical11 (3:17:15 PM): oh Keensly doing another study?
hardcum2001 (3:17:56 PM): did u have cyber sex with a chick or guy
lackadaisical11 (3:18:08 PM): it was a guy…at least i think
hardcum2001 (3:18:24 PM): so he made u horny
lackadaisical11 (3:18:39 PM): no, i was just bored
hardcum2001 (3:19:03 PM): come on admit it. it's not going to hate
hardcum2001 (3:19:07 PM): hurt
lackadaisical11 (3:19:48 PM): well how do u know that
lackadaisical11 (3:20:22 PM): who's to say i wont get a cramp
lackadaisical11 (3:20:26 PM): or pull a muscle
hardcum2001 (3:20:55 PM): no u won't u wanna try
lackadaisical11 (3:21:33 PM): um…no..i'm not really in the mood…i have a headache..yeah thats it a headache
hardcum2001 (3:22:16 PM): chicken
lackadaisical11 (3:22:37 PM): yep i am
hardcum2001 (3:23:06 PM): finally u have admit something
lackadaisical11 (3:23:14 PM): no i havent
lackadaisical11 (3:23:16 PM): i admit to nothing
hardcum2001 (3:23:37 PM): u have
lackadaisical11 (3:23:52 PM): ok..your right…i have
hardcum2001 (3:24:02 PM): thank u
lackadaisical11 (3:24:12 PM): any time
hardcum2001 (3:24:31 PM): have u ever played with yourself
lackadaisical11 (3:25:05 PM): oh yeah constantly i'm a compulsive masturbator
hardcum2001 (3:25:15 PM): cool
hardcum2001 (3:25:23 PM): when do u do it
lackadaisical11 (3:25:32 PM): um…about every hour or so
hardcum2001 (3:25:40 PM): nice
hardcum2001 (3:25:44 PM): l like it too
lackadaisical11 (3:25:48 PM): how do u do it
hardcum2001 (3:26:11 PM): with my hands
lackadaisical11 (3:26:27 PM): ahh i'm really into power tools
hardcum2001 (3:26:52 PM): where do u do it
lackadaisical11 (3:26:56 PM): the whirring of the electric sander…god it gets me going
lackadaisical11 (3:26:59 PM): oh all over the place
lackadaisical11 (3:27:08 PM): but i really love to do it in the kitchen
hardcum2001 (3:27:20 PM): on top or on the table
lackadaisical11 (3:27:28 PM): neither
lackadaisical11 (3:27:50 PM): bent over the refrigerator door
hardcum2001 (3:28:07 PM): wow
hardcum2001 (3:28:12 PM): l like that
hardcum2001 (3:28:25 PM): so do u read or watch porn
lackadaisical11 (3:28:36 PM): yeah certain ones
hardcum2001 (3:28:53 PM): like which ones
lackadaisical11 (3:30:40 PM): snuff films
hardcum2001 (3:30:55 PM): which one did u watch last
lackadaisical11 (3:31:31 PM): Debbie Does Dalles..For the Last Time..vol 2
hardcum2001 (3:31:48 PM): l have ever watch that is the good
lackadaisical11 (3:31:59 PM): oh yeah..it was killer
hardcum2001 (3:32:14 PM): the one l watched last was taboo 3
lackadaisical11 (3:32:32 PM): oh and what was taboo about it
hardcum2001 (3:33:08 PM): was about this family that slept with each other
lackadaisical11 (3:33:24 PM): why is that taboo?
hardcum2001 (3:33:47 PM): because a mother is sleep with her son
lackadaisical11 (3:33:53 PM): ohhhh right i got u
hardcum2001 (3:34:35 PM): u have ever had of it
lackadaisical11 (3:35:03 PM): what?
hardcum2001 (3:35:11 PM): taboo
lackadaisical11 (3:35:23 PM): what are u asking me?
hardcum2001 (3:35:42 PM): if u have ever had of taboo
lackadaisical11 (3:36:06 PM): i think having sex with a midget and a hermapherdite would count
hardcum2001 (3:36:35 PM): would u mind giving me your
lackadaisical11 (3:36:40 PM): why
hardcum2001 (3:37:54 PM): so that we can talk more
lackadaisical11 (3:39:32 PM): 867-5309
lackadaisical11 (3:40:13 PM): whats your name
hardcum2001 (3:40:16 PM): mick
hardcum2001 (3:40:19 PM): yours
lackadaisical11 (3:40:23 PM): Jenny
hardcum2001 (3:40:39 PM): what is the best time to call u
lackadaisical11 (3:41:07 PM): after 2
lackadaisical11 (3:41:13 PM): but before 3
hardcum2001 (3:41:30 PM): do u mean 2pm
lackadaisical11 (3:41:53 PM): yep
hardcum2001 (3:42:09 PM): how about at night like 9pm
lackadaisical11 (3:42:21 PM): no i cant take calls at night
hardcum2001 (3:43:01 PM): k
hardcum2001 (3:43:23 PM): do u leave alone
lackadaisical11 (3:43:35 PM): no
hardcum2001 (3:44:11 PM): who do u live with
lackadaisical11 (3:44:23 PM): my brother and his boyfriend
hardcum2001 (3:44:42 PM): your brother is gay
lackadaisical11 (3:46:01 PM): no he's a fagot
hardcum2001 (3:46:20 PM): why did u refuse to be added in my friends list
lackadaisical11 (3:46:26 PM): i dont add people
hardcum2001 (3:46:36 PM): add me plz
lackadaisical11 (3:47:42 PM): nope
lackadaisical11 (3:47:44 PM): sorry
hardcum2001 (3:47:51 PM): k
hardcum2001 (3:48:06 PM): so when are u going to masturbate
lackadaisical11 (3:48:39 PM): in a little bit…i'm waiting for the Jello to set
hardcum2001 (3:49:44 PM): where are u going to do it
lackadaisical11 (3:49:44 PM): and i have to find some rope
lackadaisical11 (3:49:50 PM): in the bathtub
lackadaisical11 (3:49:53 PM): the jello stains
hardcum2001 (3:50:06 PM): so do u watch porn then masturbate?
lackadaisical11 (3:50:13 PM): no not usually
hardcum2001 (3:50:46 PM): have u masturbated in your ass
lackadaisical11 (3:51:05 PM): i did once..i dnt anymore
hardcum2001 (3:51:28 PM): was it painful
lackadaisical11 (3:51:41 PM): a little ..the carrot broke off
hardcum2001 (3:51:50 PM): lol
hardcum2001 (3:52:05 PM): would u like to watch a guy masturbate
lackadaisical11 (3:52:43 PM): maybe it depends
hardcum2001 (3:53:10 PM): with what
lackadaisical11 (3:53:26 PM): oh how he was doing it and who he was doing it with
hardcum2001 (3:53:44 PM): l mean just u and him
lackadaisical11 (3:53:53 PM): could there be a dog?
hardcum2001 (3:54:04 PM): no
lackadaisical11 (3:54:09 PM): why not
hardcum2001 (3:54:41 PM): k then l can invite u to watch me
lackadaisical11 (3:54:50 PM): not if there isnt a dog
hardcum2001 (3:55:07 PM): why a dog
lackadaisical11 (3:55:12 PM): it turns me on
hardcum2001 (3:55:26 PM): lol how
lackadaisical11 (3:55:42 PM): it just excited me to see a dog licking and all that stuff
lackadaisical11 (3:55:47 PM): i'll watch u if u have a dog
hardcum2001 (3:56:06 PM): no dogs for me
lackadaisical11 (3:56:19 PM): ok ok ok..cat then?
hardcum2001 (3:56:35 PM): come on no animals
hardcum2001 (3:56:57 PM): just u and me and l won't touch anything
lackadaisical11 (3:57:26 PM): naw…that doesnt really do it for me…how bout if u masterbate with jelly or something.i'm really into foods too
hardcum2001 (3:57:55 PM): l can do that
lackadaisical11 (3:58:13 PM): ok heres what u have to do
lackadaisical11 (3:58:49 PM): u have to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and then put your dick between the bread and jack off
lackadaisical11 (3:59:15 PM): use grape jelly if u have it
hardcum2001 (3:59:19 PM): no problem what would be doing while am doing that
lackadaisical11 (3:59:33 PM): getting off
hardcum2001 (3:59:44 PM): with what
lackadaisical11 (4:00:03 PM): leftovers…from lunch
hardcum2001 (4:00:11 PM): lol
hardcum2001 (4:00:53 PM): so when am going to call we will do it together huh
lackadaisical11 (4:01:09 PM): i thought u were gonna let me watch u right now
hardcum2001 (4:01:46 PM): yeah l will when we met but first we can do it on the phone
lackadaisical11 (4:02:00 PM): oh u dont have a cam?
hardcum2001 (4:02:13 PM): no u
lackadaisical11 (4:02:21 PM): oh no
hardcum2001 (4:02:44 PM): l like doing it live
lackadaisical11 (4:02:55 PM): brb