Anchors Aweigh

Well my brother did it...he manned up, stepped up and swore in to the greatest branch of the United States Millitary, no kids not the Marines (all you JarHeads out there especially Carl can ooraa my asshole) he's not Army Strong (like a drag queen's butthole, by the way Mitch you suck) and he's not all about wearing a suit to work so the Air Force just wouldnt cut it, but the motha fucking UNITED STATES NAVY !!!!!!!!!!!!
Only a sailor can endure living on a tin can for nine months, eating shit food, saving the world on a daily basis and still have enough energy to come home and kick Jody's ass. He committed to 4 years and leaves for bootcamp in Feb, until then he's proud to answer to new recurit squid. So everyone grab thier beer (you know a saliors never far from one) and here's three cheers for my little brother
Anchors away my boys...Anchors fucking aweigh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!