"All I'm saying is if I hadnt heard the voice of Oprah Winfrey in my head telling me not to shit in the shower this conversation would have gone in a totally different direction"
I would like to note that all of these texts of the week are actual texts that I have sent to my friends, or are random comments made during an actual conversation, via text. I would also like to note that Text From Last Night fails to repeatedly post my submissions. Ergo, they find there way here. Take that TFLN...take that.